I have a weird sense of humor, strange obsessions, and I spend too much time on the computer. This could be added to my obsession list.
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
TOOK ME OFF GUARD
IT SCARED ME SO BAD HOLY F***
NO SLEEPING TONIGHT
Instead of Fear I experienced unadulterated joy and jubilation and laughter.
Me and my brother are kneeled over laughing
OMFG THIS ALMOST MADE ME CRY