I have a weird sense of humor, strange obsessions, and I spend too much time on the computer. This could be added to my obsession list.

 

wataaaah:

Just a reminder that you’re whole without someone else. You are not a fraction. You’re a complete master piece all by yourself and you do not need anyone else to validate your existence.

flatsound:

shout outs to ppl who actually take selfies in public. i don’t know why we mock them, that’s a level of confidence and not giving a fuck that i want to achieve one day

wickedclothes:

Mermaid Leggings

These sea blue leggings will have you looking like a mermaid in no time. Currently on sale for just $6.93 with FREE SHIPPING at Amazon!

coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

Behind every exquisite thing that existed, there was something tragic.

Oscar Wilde, The Portrait of Dorian Grey (via brivid)

(Source: valyerian)

chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

setdreadstostun:

mulders:

I’m about to have a grand fucking time

yo this essay is practically written for you over and over again!!

taxi-to-get-tacos:

cuntcaptain69:

bueno:

babies dont deserve clear skin they dont even go to school

why does this website hate babies so much

because they can’t even do basic calculus