I have a weird sense of humor, strange obsessions, and I spend too much time on the computer. This could be added to my obsession list.



Just a reminder that you’re whole without someone else. You are not a fraction. You’re a complete master piece all by yourself and you do not need anyone else to validate your existence.


shout outs to ppl who actually take selfies in public. i don’t know why we mock them, that’s a level of confidence and not giving a fuck that i want to achieve one day


Mermaid Leggings

These sea blue leggings will have you looking like a mermaid in no time. Currently on sale for just $6.93 with FREE SHIPPING at Amazon!



All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

Behind every exquisite thing that existed, there was something tragic.

Oscar Wilde, The Portrait of Dorian Grey (via brivid)

(Source: valyerian)


Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers



I’m about to have a grand fucking time

yo this essay is practically written for you over and over again!!




babies dont deserve clear skin they dont even go to school

why does this website hate babies so much

because they can’t even do basic calculus