I have a weird sense of humor, strange obsessions, and I spend too much time on the computer. This could be added to my obsession list.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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I love looking for my name in google images
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tropical blog here ^^
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
I write sins not five page research papers
once my uncle flipped backwards off a swing and hit his head so hard he lost his sense of smell
once my uncle got drunk while he was in the army in germany and got a pink, flying unicorn tattooed across his entire upper arm
once my uncle skateboarded around the top of a water tower then got in it and swam around
what i’m trying to say is don’t be like my uncle
Paul Benney - Levitation (2005)
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
i love this post every time
do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games
because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime
if not more
THAT. LAUGH.
this is for you, bri.
This is really a thing…wow I guess I never thought about it
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
we need some new and more powerful swears
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you’re the only one who understands me google
i tried to scroll past i really did
